{"id":202,"date":"2006-03-27T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knitupload.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/27\/a-case-of-the-mondays\/"},"modified":"2006-03-27T23:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T23:15:00","slug":"a-case-of-the-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"A case of the Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I got to work this morning I entered the building carrying my coffee in one hand and my bag in the other.  This item carrying arrangment prevented me from removing my sunglasses right away (although I don&#8217;t tend to take them off till I get to my desk anyways&#8230; I hate fluorescent lights).  This woman passes me in the hall and apparently couldn&#8217;t supress her good mood because she felt the need to look at me and say, &#8220;Well, a <i>happy<\/i> Monday to you.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, I&#8217;m an adult enough to supress my urge to smack a bitch.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure which pissed me off more, her need to spread sunshine to complete strangers (i.e., me) or that she assumed that because I was wearing sunglasses in the building I must be in need of said sunshine spreading.  <\/p>\n<p>Between Happy Monday Lady and Bitch in a Black VW Bug*, my day got off to a get start.<\/p>\n<hr align=\"left\" width=\"25%\">*When I went to get coffee this morning, I exited my car, which I had parked on the street, and proceeded across the road (a small 2 lane street in downtown Mtn. View).  This lady in a black Bug comes barreling around the corner, looking right at me, and I seriously wasn&#8217;t sure she was going to slow down.  And she threw in the added nasty look for free. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I got to work this morning I entered the building carrying my coffee in one hand and my bag in the other. This item carrying arrangment prevented me from removing my sunglasses right away (although I don&#8217;t tend to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/?p=202\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}