{"id":157,"date":"2005-10-21T03:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T03:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knitupload.wordpress.com\/2005\/10\/21\/do-they-make-mouthwash-for-grey-matter\/"},"modified":"2005-10-21T03:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T03:11:00","slug":"do-they-make-mouthwash-for-grey-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"Do they make mouthwash for grey matter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Husband has gone out to dinner with people from work tonight.  I fended for myself with Mu Shu chicken&#8230; tasty.  I want to knit, but I don&#8217;t want to knit on either of the projects I currently have on the needles (The Third Incarnation and The Husband socks).  What&#8217;s funny is I&#8217;m thinking of starting another pair of socks.  I have a skein of Cherry Tree Hill Supersock in Birches and a copy of the Dublin Bay socks&#8230;.hmmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay&#8230; that was greatly disturbing.  My brain was just derailed from normal thought by a commercial for the new Charmin wet wipes &#8212; &#8220;The cleaner clean.&#8221;  The truely creepy part was the commercial showing someone putting toothpaste on the back of their hand then trying to wipe it off with regular tolietpaper&#8230;. *ugh*<\/p>\n<p>Must go wash brain now&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Husband has gone out to dinner with people from work tonight. I fended for myself with Mu Shu chicken&#8230; tasty. I want to knit, but I don&#8217;t want to knit on either of the projects I currently have on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/?p=157\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zardra.dimmet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}